I hope this post will make you smile and have a happy start to the new day! Take care and enjoy life and all that it offers us...cheers!
How To Live Stresslessly....
1. Chances are - If you think that a woman is beautiful, she will always have a husband, or a boy-friend - to prove it!
2. Chances are - The more beautiful a woman is, the greater the chances that, she may dump you!
3. Chances are - The more make-up a woman wears - she may look proportionately uglier!
4. Chances are - The man standing next to a beautiful woman and chatting with her, may not be her brother!
5. Chances are - if the woman who you like, likes you back, she may let you know about her interest in you, after you are married to another lady!
6. Chances are - The more you ignore a woman, the more she would be interested in you!
7. Chances are - The more you chase a woman, the faster she would run away from you!
8. Chances are - The more you like a woman, the more her father will dislike you!
9. Chances are - the number of bullets in the gun owned by the father of a woman you like, maybe directly proportional to the extent of your interest in her daughter!
10. Chances are - when you get a woman to be alone with you, her friend will come and meet her!
11. Chances are - when you get a woman to be alone with you, her friend who comes to meet her, will be a handsome and very exciting male hunk!
12. Chances are - the day, the woman whom you like comes to talk to you, that may be the day when, you are most badly dressed!
13. Chances are - the day, the woman whom you like comes to talk to you, that may be the day, you forgot to brush your teeth!
14. Chances are - the day, the woman whom you like comes to talk to you, that may be the day when, you forgot to wear body deodorant!
16. Chances are - the day, the woman whom you like comes to talk to you, that may be the day when, you have a gas problem in your tummy!
17. Chances are - the day, the woman whom you like comes to talk to you, that may be the day when, you ex-girl friend comes to re-concile with you!
18. Only 35% of the women in this world are supposed to be beautiful. Chances are that, it is only the balance 65%, who may be in your company!
Hope you had a good laugh.....
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